Who we are

We hope to be friends with the Grand Inquisitors in the year 2014. Our arms are open to anyone, everyone and the canine named Rin Tin Tin.

We believe in Han shooting first and we were titillated when Locke opened the hatch. As we write this we’re listening to The Kinks and before that we were listening to Jay-Z.

Our philosophy on the 90’s is it’s similar to the homeless becoming wildly successful. Kind of like that movie starring Will Smith with that mustache.

We’re alot more fun than Helvetica lets on.

During the day we like to take breaks to play V-Drums and draw pictures of demon women riding in hot air balloons.

- Motherland