by Lance

Four Steps To Go Green In Your Disdain For The Red

We here at Motherland are an environmentally conscious lot and we’re always thinking of new ways to save this planet from mankind. Here’s one way to be green while sticking it to the Red.
 

Step 1. Find your leftover “NO W” signs, posters & post cards that you’ve used to no avail for the last 8 years of your life.
 

Step 2. Pick up said leftover with thumb and forefinger. Either hand is fine.
 

Step 3. Rotate leftist propaganda 90 degrees.
 

Step 4. To complete the task use your thief-like dexterity to rotate your previously “NO W” sheet ANOTHER 90 degrees into a perfectly usable and environmentally friendly “NO M” sign.
 
There you have it. Green loves Blue hates Red.
 
Also, if you really want to go all out dig around for your “No d” signage and rotate those as well.

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